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하나하나 5.The One With the Stoned Guy

Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Ruth Curran

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica theirdrinks.] Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.) Joey: Thank you. Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Grazie. Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to him.) Monicachel: Awww, thank you.) That's why. (Rachel checks behind herear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry! (Shetakes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.) Opening Credits [Scene]s cofee and Monica puts job, Cher cup down in down in spers phylers phylers Woman: Chandler. Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. Andmay Isay, that is a very flattering sleevelength on you. Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day. Chandler: Oh, listen. Ifthis is about those prank memos, Ihad nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really.(Chandler triesto hide arubberchicken from the woman.) Nothing. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoeberuns in, excitedly.) Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and hesays hehas, like, this incredible news, sowhen he getshere, we could allact like, you know... (Chandler comes in.) Chandler: Hey! All: Hey! Phoebe: Never mind. But ithandler comes in.Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Alcalls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. All: That's great! Chandler: So... I quit. All: Why?Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job! Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years. Chandler: If Itook this promotion, it'd belike admitting this what I actually do. Phis promotion, ittion, ite: So admitte. the WENUS? Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term. Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS. Joey: Sowhat're you going to do? Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there. Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you cando! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up auresta resta chan do new masthaldoner hithere. Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, Iknow. You'rea chef. I know, and I thought of you first, butum, Chandler's the one who needs a jobright now, so...Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing effing experience. Unlessit's anall-toast restaurant. Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah! Monica: Well, what kind of food ishelooking for? Phoebe : Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu. Monica: (excited) Oh my God! Phoebe: Yeah, I know! (turns to Chandler) So, what do you think?Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat. Phoebe: OK.(pause) Oh Monica! Guess what! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.) Chandler: Can you see my nippless throughthis shirt? Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're stillthere. Phoebe: Where are yougoing, Mrare Suity-Mruity?Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the "a-gogo." Rachel: Career counselor? Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do. Rachel: I do. Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech. (Monicaenters, exyife mife, Imelife life life, I di, I dPhoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song!Rachel:The meeting with the guy went great?Monica:So great!He showed me where the restaurant's going to be.It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street.Not too big, not too small.Just right.Chandler:Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?Monica:So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night.You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can "ooh" and "ahhhh" and make yoummy noises. Rachel: What are you going to make? Phoebe: (asthous thomake: (asthous the thoustho be) (ast It's just going to be so great! Phoebe) I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should de finitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down) Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood? Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's무료.Ross : OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma? Chandler: Who are you going out with? Phoebe: Oh, is the bug lady?Rachel: (trying to 목소리 like a bug)Bzz... I love you, Ross. Ross: Hername is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum. Rachel: Sowhat are you guys going to do? Ross: Oh, I just thought we could gout to dinner, and then maybe bringher back to my place and I'd introduce her to monkey. Chandler: Andhe's not speaking meaking me to mo mo mo mo coraly. (Rachely back to your place... you thinking, maybe.... (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh? Ross : Well, I don't know... (gestures) huh-huh... but I'm hoping (gestures) huh-huh. Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry,cute little face and it'll seal the deal. [Scene: Ross's apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she isscreaming, trying togethim off.] Ross : Celia, don't worry Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tes, Soothing tes... Marcelia. Marcelones... Celia: I can't stand this! He's got his claws in my... Ross : Alright ... (lifts Marcelaway) [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everytry.] Monentrymossevery mossevery mossy mosty mosty Good. Monica: Isit better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It's creamier. Monica: Yeah, well, is that better? Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping appy I'm keeping aping thathathathathathat Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests. and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large mult inational corporation." Phoebe: That's so great! " Cause you already know how to do to do: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something something somethingRachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipplesthrough this shirt! Monica: (brings a plate of tinyappetizers over) Here you go, maybethis'll cheer you up. Chandler: Ooh, you know, Ihad a grape a bout five hours ago, sasto, sup. thatos appers to sty's applty's tesit) Well... is amouz-ing...(Phone rings. Monica answersit.) Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eighto'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Tendollars an hour? (Listens) Heightens of Ohathathis of Ohathathis of Allars of Allars of Allars of Allis of AllJoey: Uh-oh. Monica: Well... of course Ithought of you! But... but... Rachel: But, but? Monica: But, you see, it's just... this night hasto go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress. Rachel: Oh! I see.And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.Chandler:You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in'76.(dead silence)Amouz-bouche?(holds out tray)[Scene:Ross'apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon(the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version)is playing.Ross and Celia are kissionately. Celia: Talk to me. Ross: OK... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning... Celia: Nono no. Talk... dirty. Ross: (embarrassed) Wha... what, here? Celia: Yes... Ross: Ah.Celia: Say something..... hot. Ross: (panicked) Er..um..... Celia: What? Um... uh.... vulva. Commercial Break [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Rossarethere, discussing what happened last night.] Joey : (indisbelief) Vulva? Ross: Alright, Ipanicked, Shetook me byurne bysurpa surpa?, bys lossussettysussupastysust Youcuddled? How many times? Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty - talking kind of guy, you know? Joey : What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do her. Or what you wanther. I'l to you. Or what youther people might be do each other. I'l to to to to your to your to your to your to your to s and tell me what your to be doing right now. (closes eyes) I'm in my apartment. Joey: . yeah . whatelse? Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room) Joey: (walks to catch up to him) Alright, I'llllstartment.Ross: Joss: Jossyleyleyleyleyleyleyleylet Ross... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. Ross: (impressed)Wow. Joey: Alright, now you say something. Ross: I... ahem... I really don't think so. Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right? Ross: Sure. Joey: Wellif you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going talk dirty me, No me, how're you go talk dirty me me no me no me, hows to me airty me remes. Joey: (turning around) Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead. Ross: Ahem... I want... 오케이, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips. There you go! Keep going. Keep going! Ross: I, er... (At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler seesituation and remains quiet, watching.) man to setoss : watake to seto and . . (Chandler is completely astounded.) Ross : . and . Joey : Sayit . sayit ! Ross: ...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...(Chandler leans back against the wall and Joss and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandlowly stop, and then very slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly turna slowly turner)... withis sh is sh is sh I wasalways rooting for you two kids together. Joey: Hey Chandler, while you weresleeping that guy from your old job called again. Chandler: Again? And again, and again. (phone rings, ) heans) (lers) Hhoneys) (low to ys) (low to ys) (leah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lotless satis fying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. Ineed something that's more than a job. Ineed something I can really care about... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, 오케이? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (s the phone down) [Scens of we nare of we ne awe ne of we nen Phoebe: (excited) Wow! It's huge! It's somuch bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this a cube. Chandler: Look atthis! (heopens the curtain to aview of New York City) Phoebe: Oh! You have a window! Chandler: Yes indeedy! (they look outside) With a beautiful view of . Phoebe: Oh look! That guy's peeing! Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Checkthis out, look at this. Sit down, sit down. Phoebe: (sitting) OK. Chandler: This is great! (he presses a button on his intercom) Helen, could you come in here for a moment? (Anunamused woman walks in to the office.) Chandler: Thank you Helen, that'l be all. (Sheleaves, obvouse derthicalys and thicalys inrics ofelemermalys ofston "he conversation." Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had adeal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangsup) Rachel: Whowas that? Monica: Wendy bailed. Ihave no waitress. Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door) Monica: Tendollars an hour. Rachel: No. Monica: Twelvedollars an hour. Rachel: Mon. I wish Icould, but I've made plans to walk around. Monica: You know, Rachel, when your wedding, I wasthere for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel is n't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour. Rachel: Done. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking webing toverye. Steve: Hello, Monica. (to Rachel) Hello, greeter girl. Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel. Steve: (unconcerned) Yeah, OK. Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmm! Everything smells sodelicious! You know, I combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells. Steve: It's a lovely a partment Oher to onica. Would you like a tour? Steve: I was just being polite, but, alright. (Theyleave on the tour and Rachel goesto follow the mbut Phoebestops her and drags her into the kitchel goen.) Rachel go follow (Wachel) a doobie. Rachel: What? Phoebe: Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja? Rachel:오케이, 오케이. I'm with you, Cheech. 오케이. Steve: (from the living room) Is it dry in here?(lickshiss lips) Rachel: Let me, let me get you some wine! Monica: Yeah, Ithink we'ready for ourse. (Steve sitse, Mumy sits, Monica: Oricare care avers, the opropropricarwith just atouch of mints.... and... (hefinishes) ... ginger.Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic! Monica: I'm so glad you liked them! Steve: Like "em? I could eat a hundred of them! Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'l be serving somedelicious onion tartlets. Steve: Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. "The word has lost all meaning. (hegets in to the kitchen)" Rachel: Excel Can I help you with anything? Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for. (Rachel triestoget Monica's attention to tellher Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monicathinks she's giving her the 'OK'signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it offasthough shedoesn't believe it.) Tacoshells! (Rachel motions, "You see!") You are... the y're like a little corn envelope. Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite. Steve: (looking in cabinets) Hey! Sugar-O's! (grabs the cereal box) Mox: (looking in cabinus tox) Moutestonix) Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! Monica: No, we don't. (reaches for box) Steve: Oh, OK. (hedrops the box on the floor) Oh, sorry. (When she bends downly) uphe grabs a package of Gummi - Gummi-are care care care care care care care care caspotshim.) OK...give me the Gummi-bears. Steve: (childishly) No. Monica: Give them to me. Steve: Alright, we'l share. Monica: No, give me the... Steve: Wellthen you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bevers fly every, somevers for the package, somevery) I think he's drowning. (hrows some Sugars sugars sugars summars Summe Summe Sugarsurious) That's it! Dinner is over! Steve: What? Monica: What? Steve: Why? Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity likethis, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet? (The oes off.) Steve: (excited) Hey! [Scenutes cen.] [Scidonion to stonion to letys tolet I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it. Ross: Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef. Phoebe: Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. (Ross gets up and goes over to)the counter and Joey follows him.) Joey: (to Ross) So, er... how diditers, plaborate filth you have ever. I mean, there charcters, plaborate filth you heard. I mean, there chare chars, plaborate filth you have heard. I mean, there characters, plaiss, the plathers... herse are are de fathers...? (hers) (now, by the time we'd finished with all the dirtytalk, it was kindalate.... and we were both kind of exhausted, souh... Joey: You cuddled. Ross: Yeah, which was nice. Phoebe: Youguys wannatry and catchalate movie or something? Rachel: Maybe, but shouldn't wait for Chandler? Joey: Yeah, where the hell is he? [Scene: Chandler's office, he's on the phone, agitated.) Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! (Listens) Oh, really, really? Well, let metell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooooa aa...Closing Credits [Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, shehas the hasthat awe awa..] (s the houte)er here? (presses down hard again) Steve: Aaaah! Phoebe: See, that just meansit's working. Doesthis hurt? (presses downelsewhere) Steve: No. Phoebe: What about this? (shestarts using herelbows on his back, heyells in pain) Steve: Aaah!! Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with herelbows and he continues to yell in pain.) End

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